Let’s face it.
If Demon Pigeon were a kid, it would have probably been taken away by now. Demon Pigeon is a child of neglect, sitting on a throne of soiled nappy, eating frosties out of a puddle of curdled milk and drawing pentagrams on the kitchen floor in dog shit. That grubby brat with an ASBO, left out to play until past nine that you draw the blinds on and tut at.
But we loved it, really. We did. We just never knew how to say it. We hadn’t even learned how to look after ourselves, let alone poor junior.
As you will now know, we’ve decided to pull down the shutters. We’ve essentially run out of words. All other things aside, we’ll genuinely pine for the opportunity Demon Pigeon gave us to piss off D-list musicians and compliment the wonderful bits and pieces that made it all worth it in the end, as well as all the great gatherings we’ve had and friends we’ve made. So thanks a million if you ever bothered with us.
So. What better way to end it all than with a shoddily-put-together, sparsely worded listicle built in the good ol’ Buzz-Worthy format? That’s what you like nowadays, isn’t it? ISN’T IT, YOU F-
Onwards and upwards. Let’s have a look at some of the greatest moments of these short but sweet four years.
“Mr. Pervers is a curious film.”
Daniel went forward to greater things, but left an indelible mark on all of us.
4. The Time DAVID DRAINMAN yelled at us.
7. The Time(s) We Did Nothing For Ages and Ages
9. The Time Noel Oxford Introduced Us to German Drugs Band
10. Hanging Out At Desertfest With The Team
13. The Times I Got To Write About Things I Love For People I Love
A huge thank you to Paul, Noel (yet another brilliant thing this website has given me) and everybody else who I’ve gotten to know thanks to Demon Pigeon.
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